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Welcome to Franatee.com: the only website you'll ever need to visit, ever again!
I'm Franatee, and since 2020 I've been posting lil goofy videos on Al Gore's internet to various levels of acclaim. But then one day I woke up at around 11:30ish and decided it was all too chaotic! Random characters and inscrutable plotlines everywhere! I fell back into bed, filled with despair, when it came to me: What if all of my characters and series had a home to call their own?
And Nobody's Home was born! Or built. Or drafted, like a blueprint. Whatever you want to call it. You can watch the first episode below, and learn more about what's coming next on other parts of this website, which, again, is the only website you will ever need to visit ever again.*
I'm so glad you're here! I had a good feeling about you from the start.
*May require drastic lifestyle changes; probably not worth it.
Who's Nobody, and who are her friends?
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