Hey! Do you want to find something fun in your mailbox with minimal risk of being charged with mail fraud (again?)
Congratulations!
You are now part of an elite group of individuals who know that paper is better than pixels, a real cut can't be Ctrl+Zed, and the self-adhesive stamp wasn't widely introduced to the United States until 1992. You are both ready and willing to do what it takes to adjust your eyesight from the blue white glow of a digital screen to matte black outlines surrounding a dot matrix of cyan, magenta and yellow splattered across a uniformly smooth sheet of white fibrous wood pulp. You do no fear the daylight, nor papercuts. Every last one of you, brave as you are, stand together as one for what is most right and true in this chaotic world. Physical media.
Thank you for your continuing support of Frances and Nobody's Home.
- Josiah
